Browse Carols: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # The Christmas Song (Spammers Roasting On An Open Fire) Spammers roasting on an open fire Yetis playing in the snow Nanae carols being sung by a choir Their voices blending high and low Everybody knows some malleteers remain on guard To make the chicken-boners pout Our e-mail filters are rock-solid and hard And Sam-o-grams are loaded to send out We know that SPUTUM's on its way They're bringing lots of LARTs and mallets in their sleigh And all the anti-spammers wait with glee To see what Santa SPUTUM tucks beneath our tree. And so we're joyful on these holidays We raise our glasses in a toast Although it's been said in a number of ways Happy Yuletide ... turn the roast. Browse Carols: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #