Browse Carols: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # Hark The Ninja Turtles Sing Hark the Ninja Turtles sing Kid-dy marketing is king. Fun to watch, expertly styled To manipulate my child. Garfield, Bettlejuice 'n Tickle-me Elmo, Ma I need it, 'every child wails Care Bears, Super Mario Brainwashed, but they'll never know Hark the Ninja Turtles sing Thriving thanks to your offspring Hark the New Kids On The Block Making millions 'round the clock Ten year olds they hypnotize Into needing merchandise Time that should be spent on telling Christmas truths instead of selling Muppet Babies, Kid 'n Play Barbie for the holiday "Hark," commercialism sings "Watch our programs and buy our things."' Browse Carols: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #