Browse Carols: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # Jingle Bells Prison Cells Jingle bells, prison cells Felon all the way! Oh what fun to pull a con On the good ole USA. Missile stuff, big pay off, Loss of liberties. He's the boss, it's not his loss, But yours, you stupid twits. A lie or two ago, I thought I'd tell a tale And then an Intern almost got me into jail. Hillary is mad, of course that's nothing new. In fact, maybe a jail cell's best, if Monica's there, too. Browse Carols: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #