Browse Carols: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # Santa Claus You Are Much Too Fat I heard a reindeer hoof, then Santa dressed in red, Came crashing thro' the roof and landed on my bed. I thought it was a dream, but quickly did I wake, As soon as I heard Santa scream, "I want a piece of cake!" [Chorus] Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you are much too fat; I was sleeping peacefully but not my bed is flat. Oh! Santa Claus, Santa Claus, how much do you weigh? I'm glad I'm not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh! He got up off the floor and said, "How do you do?" I said, "My back is sore, my head is black and blue." "So sorry!" he replied, and then he asked my name. He offered me a ride, I said, "No, thank you just the same!" [Chorus] I heard a "ho, ho, ho," the sleigh was in the sky. But it was moving slow and wasn't very high. It wobbled in the air, I hoped it wouldn't fall; Said Santa, chewing cookies, "Merry Christmas, one and all!" [Chorus] Browse Carols: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #