Browse Carols: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # The Christmas Song (Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire) Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Frostbite chewing on your nose. Yuletide carolers being thrown on a fire And folks dressed up like buffaloes. Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow Helps to make the season right. Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out Will find it hard to sleep tonight. They know that Santa's on his way He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh (slay?) And every mother's child is gonna spy To see if reindeer really scream when they die. And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from 1 to 92. Although it's been said many times, many ways; Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Up yours! Browse Carols: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #